Normal Humans

Politicians don’t talk straight.  It drives us mad.

But when they do talk straight – usually in error – we punish them for it.

What’s all that about?  It’s hugely interesting, not least because it reminds us that we, the public, are part of the dynamic that produces the political environment we so love to hate.

So I was delighted to see an article by David Mitchell on this very subject in today’s Observer.

The article cites David Cameron’s declaration that he would not go for a third term as prime minister as a paradigm case of a politician being punished for candour.

David Mitchell’s argument is that we should give Cameron’s straightforward answer an ovation; instead politicians (and we) have hauled him over the coals.

Anonymous LibDems and Tory MPs were appalled by Cameron’s statement.  (“It was an ‘oh fuck’ moment” said one Tory.)  And Labour’s election boss, Douglas Alexander, is singled out in Mitchell’s article for extended criticism.

Surely, argues Mitchell, Alexander knows that Cameron was answering a question predicated on public endorsement – therefore it is disingenuous to suggest that he answered the question with hubris.

So this whole affair is “a nasty Westminster squall,” the kind of thing that puts us all off politics.

But Hang On A Minute.

Did you see Gogglebox?  It is a brilliant show because it gives the sofa reactions of families at home to drama and news.  You see the patterns instantly.

Gogglebox

And when the Gogglebox families watching the kitchen interview heard Cameron’s answer to the third-term question, they all railed!  What!  He shouldn’t be talking about a third term when we haven’t even settled this election yet!  Who does he think he is!?

It wasn’t just a Westminster squall.  It was also an unaffected public reaction on sofas around the country.

That doesn’t prove it was a justified reaction.  Mitchell may be wrong about it being a phenomenon peculiar to the Westminster village, but right about it being a reflection of our irrational expectations of politics.

But Mitchell is wrong on that too, isn’t he?  He argues that Douglas Alexander would have hated the answer just as much if David Cameron had said yes, he would go for a third term.  His conclusion is that Alexander would only have been happy if Cameron had not answered the question at all.  “The likes of Alexander” do further damage to our already-discredited system, “insulting” us and wasting our time.

But this lament entirely misses the possibility of the “normal human” response from Cameron which, I’m afraid, we did not get.  Cameron did not, as Mitchell suggests, have a choice between irritating obfuscation and the clarity of “no”.

Because the normal human response would have been, “I haven’t had a second term, yet!”

That’s what you or I would have said.  It’s what Prime Minister David Mitchell would have said.

If pressed for more, we’d have said, “If I get a second term, that might be enough for me, and then it might be time to give another leader a go.”

That response would’ve had the candour and honesty Mr Mitchell craves.

And it would have been modest.   Not falsely modest.  Just normally modest.

Stripped of the element of presumption in skipping five years of assumed premiership without comment, that response would have offended precisely nobody.

Cameron did not give the “normal human” response.  The folk at home on sofas, the politicians in Westminster, and above all the opposition’s chief election strategist, have a right to react in the way that they did.

 

 

Calling Ed, Bob & Tom

22nd December, 2010


In case you’ve been wondering where I’ve been lately, the answer is: on Twitter.  There are lots of things that are amazing about it.  Lots of things that are horrible too, but there.


One of the things Twitter is no good at is subtle arguments or packages of ideas.  You can’t always boil them down to 140 characters, and if you split your thoughts across 3 or 4 messages, someone will read you out of context and be confused.


So I still need my blog.


I wanted to say a couple of things about the Vince Cable story.  Vince has been tricked by a couple of female Telegraph journalists posing as giggling star-struck constituents into making at least two big mistakes.  Firstly, he boasted that if he was pushed too far he could use “the nuclear option” and resign from the government, which would (in his view) bring it down.  Secondly, we subsequently learn, he has “declared war on Mr Murdoch” and set himself against Rupert’s proposed buyout of BSkyB.  In response to the former boast, he was made to eat humble pie in Cabinet and out.  When the second element of the story broke, David Cameron withdrew Cable’s ministerial authority on the BSkyB transaction.


There are many issues raised by this turn of events.  My focus is on Labour’s response, which is troubling.


On Monday night, Cable had boasted about going nuclear and bringing down the government.  Labour’s response?  John Denham saying that this demonstrated the government was “paralysed by infighting”.  Of all the criticisms you can level at this government, paralysis is not one of them.  It is perhaps the busiest, most radical government in living memory.


Where are Bob Roberts and Tom Baldwin, Labour’s new spin doctors?  What are they thinking?  It could be that they were caught on the hop, it being Christmas and all, and needed an overnight to get their response straight.  That would have been disappointing, but worth it if they had come out the next morning fighting.  They didn’t.  On Tuesday John Denham went to press online with the same lame accusation of paralysis.  The pot, sadly, was calling the kettle black.


Surely there was an opportunity on Monday night for quick-fire political jibing.  Surely there was something in Cable’s unguarded comments which sharp minds at LPHQ could have fired right back at him.  I’m not arguing for glibness, just a sound-bite to tide us over before the measured response comes, as it surely will, from the political big guns.


But then, what about that measured response?  What does Ed Miliband say, the next day, when the story moves to its second stage and Cable throws away his credibility with daft comments on Murdoch?  He says that he, Ed, would have sacked him.


(Actually his response was smarter than that, to be fair – he said that “having apparently broken the ministerial code”, Cable should go.  He asked whether David Cameron had made the decision to keep him in post in the interests of the country, or just in the interests of the government.  The trouble is that all the press is going to hear is, “Miliband says Cable should have gone.”  And sure enough, the news tickers said exactly, and only, that.)


The trouble with an Opposition response which can be reduced to a call for resignation is that it sounds, and is, lazy.  Perhaps Ed Miliband thought it would help him to look stronger and more decisive than his counterpart, but we already know Ed can be ruthless.  And as for decisive, the flipside of that is to be collaborative and inclusive, qualities for which Cameron is rightly admired.  I fear Ed’s call for resignation only made Dave’s call for calm tolerance appear the more mature.


Ed Miliband was in a difficult position on this one because he wasn’t able to go in hard on the content.  Cable was only saying what a lot of people on the left want to hear on BSkyB, and I can’t imagine Ed Miliband being a stout defender of the Murdoch faith.  So Ed could only go on principle (the ministerial code) and on leadership qualities (“I’d have been tougher”).  Not thrilling.  Not enough.


What Ed so badly needs is a story for situations such as these.  He needs a line of attack on the government which sees past the headline events of the day (there are so many in these busy and uncharted waters) and gets to the nub of content.  Further, he needs to shape his critique so that it segues into a clear, passionate, inspired alternative policy offering.  He has hamstrung himself on this score by calling for an extended (two-year!) period of navel-gazing inside Labour.  If he leads from the front now with policy initiatives, it will be conspicuous that he is not waiting for his own policy review process.  If he waits, he will leave the public with nothing but his own sense of the Labour alternative to think about – a party, which in his own words, has “lost its way” (22 Nov 2010).


Ed’s is not a difficult choice.  Waiting is the worse of the two options.  If Cable shows us anything, it shows us that the Coalition is fragile.  If things “go nuclear”, Labour will need a leader.  Now.





The Urgent Truth

5th August, 2010



On Monday 7th June (see here) Prime Minister Cameron argued that his actions were necessary and unavoidable.  We don’t like what we’re doing, but someone’s gotta clear up the mess. He said:


“We are not doing this because we want to. We are not driven by some theory or some ideology. We are doing this as a government because we have to, driven by the urgent truth…”



David Cameron answering questions from the public in Birmingham on 3 August 2010.


Yesterday, 4th August, the Prime Minister addressed a “PM Direct” event in Birmingham.  He was asked by a local fire brigade worker:


“Will you give me a pledge today that when these austere times are over, and you have the money back in the bank or you’re balancing your books, that you will look at anything that is cut during this period and go back and get those fire engines back in the places they are needed to support the public?”


Mr Cameron did not give the pledge.

 

“The direct answer to your question – should we cut things now and go back later and try and restore them later?  – I think we should be trying to avoid that approach.”


Surprise, surprise, Cameron doesn’t intend to restore public services when the deficit has been repaid.


He is not cutting public services because the money isn’t currently in the bank.  He’s not clearing up a mess.  He is not, as he claimed on 7th June, driven by an “urgent truth”.  He is not doing it “because he has to”.


He is doing it because he wants to.



ConDemNation: Under Hypnosis

12th July, 2010




Sir Alan Budd recently announced his intention to step down as interim boss of the Office for Budget Responsibility.  Labour howled its derision – suggesting Budd’s resignation reflects internal tension; the Treasury did not allow him the independence that was hailed from the Coalition rooftops.


But we’re assured that that’s not the problem.  There is no problem.  He was only ever a temporary chief, and he came magnanimously out of retirement to set the office up; now he’s going back into retirement, as planned.


So we’re told, and the BBC’s Stephanie Flanders believes it, so who am I to question it?   It is certainly true that this was only ever a three-month contract.  But I will say this, two months ago Sir Alan Budd declared the new appointment was “the most exciting challenge of [his] professional life.”


Never mind the leader, there are some questions we can legitimately ask of the OBR itself.  If it is genuinely independent – and that was the point of creating it – why is it housed inside the Treasury?   Why are its members appointed by the Chancellor?  Why do they report directly to the Chancellor? 


The Treasury is trying to tell us the OBR is independent, but that it needs to be privy to ‘budget secrets’, and therefore it must have ‘a close working relationship’ with the Treasury.


It’s independence, then, but not as we know it.


Presumably it’s the same independence that prompted the OBR to rush out revised employment figures minutes before Prime Minister’s Questions so that Cameron had some ammunition in his back pocket with which to defend Harriet Harman’s attacks on the job losses.  Poor Harman was left flapping in the wind, armed only with the figures produced by the OBR the day before; she might have been forgiven for thinking an independent OBR would have tipped her off in the same way as it tipped off Cameron, but no.  And we all might have been forgiven for thinking that an independent OBR might have produced comparative figures on a like-for-like basis, but (as it now turns out) no.


A friend of mine in finance says that’s just politics.   Labour hid the numbers from the Opposition when it was in power; I should only expect the same of the ConDems.  But the economy is now the issue of our times, and the independence of the OBR is a key element of the Coalition’s justification for its choices. 


They repeatedly say their cuts are “unavoidable” and that the independent OBR backs them up.  On 7 June, David Cameron said  the OBR would “show the scale of the problem we are in today”.  (It didn’t really, as I have commented, but that didn’t stop Cameron claiming that it did.)  The narrative is all.  There’s an almighty mess, the narrative goes, and if it’s anyone’s fault, it’s not ours – it’s Labour’s.


For instance, the Education Secretary, Michael Gove, has cancelled 700 school building programmes.   He may be sorry about having issued erroneous lists of the damned, but for the the decision itself, he is unapologetic.

“You’re right, there are some buildings which are in a shocking state, and I wish that we could invest in improving them, but the reason that we can’t is because the Labour government… Ed, Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown left us in this dreadful position….  This is Labour’s legacy….We are the people clearing up the mess…”  (BBC Newsnight)


The mystery is that we are buying the narrative.  We aren’t complaining.  We aren’t rioting in the street.  The British people and our political pundits are in a weird post-General Election funk; licking our World Cup wounds, still hungover from the will he, won’t he? of Wimbledon.   We’re in a coma.   We’re in Ashes to Ashes except that the 1980s and the 2010s are starting to look horribly similar.   While in this state, dear friends, do not drink, drive, or operate machinery.


The plain truth about the cuts is that they are too hard, too fast.  They are going to cause serious short-term pain.  And if the breadwinner in your house loses his or her job, or your school is one of those that’s falling down around your ears, that’s real short-term pain – with long-term consequences.  Lost skills can be lost to the economy forever; broken dreams can throw an individual off-course for a lifetime.  Real lives are not political footballs.  The Class of 2010 is buggered before it even brings its books home from university, because the Class of 2009 is still looking for work.  There are now 70 applicants for every graduate vacancy.


But even if you think some short-term ruining of lives might be worth it, the long-term gain is not going to happen.  The economy will contract, and the OBR’s forecast growth will not materialise.  Why?  Because the government has bailed out of the UK, shouting “the ship has sunk and it’s Labour’s fault”.  Yet it hopes private enterprise will jump on board, attracted by – what?  Lower rates of corporation tax?  Would you hope to make a profit selling in this market?    Lower tax on profits – which is what CT is – doesn’t help you if there are no profits in the first place.  Private enterprise looks to government for stability and security before it invests.  I don’t think I’ve heard, in my lifetime, a government so negative about its own economy.  (My finance friend assures me this is just the management of political expectation; trouble is, the private sector will be listening too.)


When the economy contracts, tax receipts will automatically fall.  Outgoings on dole and benefits will automatically rise, no matter how mean-spirited the regime, as hundreds of thousands lose their jobs.  Less income for the government, and more expenditure.   That means a bigger deficit.   The “unavoidable” choices of this government are just going to make everything worse.


Who says the cuts are too hard and too fast?  Well, obviously Labour, but then they would, wouldn’t they? 


But then what about the world’s largest bond house, Pimco?  (Don’t forget it was supposed to be the markets who were going to destroy us if we didn’t make these “unavoidable” cuts.)

“There are parts of Europe where austerity wasn’t called for immediately,” Scott Mather, Pimco’s head of global portfolio management, said, using the UK and Germany as examples.

He said a double-dip recession in Europe was a “growing risk” and maintained that Pimco’s “underweight position” on both the pound and the euro was justified.  (Telegraph, 2 July 2010)

 

What about the CBI?  (Don’t forget, the CBI is the donkey that hee-haws dutifully every time the Tories flick their whip.)

The CBI said of the recent additional emergency cuts the move was “disappointing” and called on George Osborne to give capital spending a higher profile in the second half of the parliament.

“Capital investment is crucial to driving the economy forward and the government needs to make sure we get back to the long-run average of 2.25% of national income as soon as possible.”  (Guardian, 4 July 2010)


What about the nation’s Finance Directors, 40% of whom are now fearing a double-dip recession?

  

What about the CIPD predicting 3m unemployed by the end of the year?

  

What about the Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply?  Their latest services survey shows that business expectations dropped to a 15-month low in the single biggest month-on-month fall ever recorded.

 

Does any of this sound to you like a world you’d want to invest in?  Would you buy shares in UK plc with these guys on the board?

 

I thought not.  So, back to the OBR: I’m confused by its forecasts.

 

The OBR is still predicting overall employment growth despite the dramatic reductions in the public sector.  This means the private sector will have to grow not just well, but like it has never grown before.  For the OBR to be right, the private sector will have to generate two million jobs in the next five years – an unprecedented number.

 

Go figure.  Or, like Sir Alan Budd, go retire.

 

The OBR’s credibility is in pieces, and with it the credibilty of the ConDems’ economic position.  The economic innocence the ConDems tout round town is disingenuous.  But it doesn’t seem to matter.   This is a government running a sweet line in “not me, guv” and, so far, getting away with it.  

 

Nor does it matter who runs the OBR next, because the thing is a misnomer.  It exists not to create responsibility, but to enable the Coalition – by appealing to ‘independent’ figures – to shirk it.   It is the Office for Blame Reduction, an instrument of hypnotic induction.   Under the guise of innocent cleaners, sweeping up an inherited mess, the ConDems are dismantling the welfare state, conducting a rapacious assault on the nation, all for the sake of some ideological small-state credo.

 

If – or rather, when – it doesn’t work, that’ll be some Other Bugger’s Responsibility.